Ok no one got any of my questions so you know what that means. I give them to you again. I gave you three riddles. I thought you would get one of them.
My life can be measured in hours,
and I serve by being devoured.
If thin, I am quick; if fat, I am
slow. I must always beware that
wind is my foe. What am I?
What can you not see, even though it is always before you?
Why was the pig kicked off the soccer team?
Why is a bad joke like a broken pencil?