Thursday, May 25, 2006

STOOPID TIPS !!!! by alka seltzer

Ants, ants, ants everywhere. They are said to never cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march.


Use air-freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job and leaves a lovely smell to the shine.


When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before resorting to tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape over the splinter, then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and easily.


Uses for Alka Seltzer:
Clean a toilet. Drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush. The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous China.
Clean a vase. To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water and drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets.
Polish jewelry. Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes.
Clean a thermos bottle. Fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer, if necessary).
Unclog a drain. Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer tablets down the drain followed by a cup of Heinz White Vinegar. Wait a few minutes, then run the hot water.


STOOPID KWESTION:Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

3 comments:

Al said...

i'll try that scotch tape thing next time i get a splinter!! probably works better than the razor blade that i usually use

Melanie said...

Does it bother anybody that the same thing you take for an upset stomach you can use to clean a toilet? Although - maybe that does make sense.

Al said...

i never have taken the stuff so it doesn't bother me!!