riddle

Yeah for Louise you got one of my riddle right.



Brain Bruiser


My life can be measured in hours,and I serve by being devoured.If thin, I am quick; if fat, I am slow. I must always beware that wind is my foe. What am I?

A candle

Riddles




What can you not see, even though it is always before you?

The future

Why was the pig kicked off the soccer team?

A porky pine

Why is a bad joke like a broken pencil?

What's the point

QUESTIONS



Brain Bruiser

You hope you never have it.
But when you do,
you hope you never lose it.
What is it?

Riddle



What happened to the author at his trial?



What do you get when you cross a rabbit and the World Wide Web?