Friday, March 03, 2006

White Sox to Retire Jerseys


Press Release:

The Wellington White Sox announced today that they will retire the jerseys of Mark Carsley (shown in action on right) and Keith Goulder. Press Secretary, Frank "Scoop" Walters announced the two former Sox stars will be honored on 8th April at the dedication of the newly remodeled Benard J. Carsley Stadium. At press time, neither Carsley or Goulder could be reached for comment.

7 comments:

Al said...

oh no not agian!!! i figure it will only be keith, mark and jp tree at the dedication! mark kinda looks like one of the hanson brothers"good ol fashion hockey"

Mickey said...

I think that this is a sour grapes move since Mark and Keith could not get into the Wiffle Ball Hall of Fame.

bobby said...

That's about as significnt as Bobby Moore retiring Johnny Sutton's little league jersey.

Al said...

i like jp the only reason he's going to be a the dedication is because he can't go no wear

bobby said...

I am sure Scott will set the record straight on this bogus award.

Keith said...

Careful Scott, the last time you tried to set the record straight some members became disgruntled. This blog can ill afford to lose more participants.

Like Mark, I'm to very honored to have my Jersey retired by the Sox. I look forward to returning to the stadium and to see all the great renovations. For those worried about JP Tree, I heard he's been pruned and looking good and is still a prominent part Benard J Carsley Memomrial stadium.

Al said...

sorry i missed the johnny sutton dedication!!!