Riddle

Sorry about the riddle on Friday. Got busy and decided I would wait until Monday. I'm glad I didn't hurry and do one because they were no guesses. I'm going to call it quits for this year because I have to start getting ready for Christmas Eve.

Everybody have a Merry Christmas and remember the reason for the season.

ANSWERS

What do you call the last teeth you get?
False teeth

Why don't kangaroos visit Times Square on New Year's Eve?
They are afraid of pickpockets


QUESTIONS

When is a door not a door?

What animal is a weight loss fanatic?

I am the ruler of shovels.
I have a double.
I am as thin as a knife.
I have a wife.
What am I?