Riddle

I think Bobby has my book because he got the riddles right yesterday.

I hope the rain has stopped for not and the sun will be out soon. I think it is wishful thinking.


ANSWERS

RIDDLES

How did the owl with laryngitis feel?
he didn't give a hoot

What would you call a girl with four boyfriends named William?
a bill collector

Brain Bruiser

A man ordered a glass of white wine and a glass of red wine at a bar. He took the glass of white wine in his right hand and red wine in his left hand and drank both of them.The next day he did the same. When he was leaving, the waiter asked him. " I did not know that fireman drank that way"

The man smiled and left. How did the waiter know he was a fireman?
He was in his uniform


QUESTIONS

RIDDLES

What gets wetter and wetter as itdries?

What tree is always unhappy?