Try and stay dry if you can.
ANSWERS
RIDDLES
How does an octopus go into battle?
fully armed
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive
Brain Bruiser
A door is locked and impenetrable, and Neil doesn't have a key. No one unlocks the door for him, and no damage is done, yet he is able to open the door and enter the house. How?
Someone accidentally left the key in the door.
QUESTIONS
RIDDLES
How did the owl with laryngitis feel?
What would you call a girl with four boyfriends named William?
Brain Bruiser
A man ordered a glass of white wine and a glass of red wine at a bar. He took the glass of white wine in his right hand and red wine in his left hand and drank both of them.The next day he did the same. When he was leaving, the waiter asked him. " I did not know that fireman drank that way"
The man smiled and left. How did the waiter know he was a fireman?
2 comments:
A Bill Collector
He didnot give a hoot
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